The Copy Ninja Illuminations 

Table Of Contents

Copy Therapeutics
Website Copy That Heals All Doubts! 💖🩹

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Copy Cloudburst
Sales Funnel that Rains Success! 💸🌧️

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Copy Essentials
Sales Catalysts Sharper than Any Blade!⚔️💎

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Copy Explosives
Content Marketing that Sets Hearts Ablaze!🔥💖

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Copy Frontlines
Lead Magnets that Capture Hearts and Minds! 🎣❤️

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Copy Operating System
God-Level Strategy to Win with a Single Strike!👊💥

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Copy Dojo
Course Articles that Unleash Your Inner Hero! 🥋✨

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Welcome to the dojo of words, where copywriting meets the world of anime! 

Each section is inspired by legendary characters, with the aim of infusing your content with their unique powers..

 
Let's embark on this epic journey of copy-creation! 🚀✨



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Copy Therapeutics - Website copy



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Tsunade 100 Healings Jutsu

Tsunade, the legendary Sannin and Fifth Hokage from Naruto anime, is renowned for her unparalleled medical ninjutsu and monstrous strength. Her 100 Healings Technique allows her to instantly heal from any injury, making her nearly invincible in battle. She and her student are the only ones allowed to break 3 laws of medic ninjas (which she only had originally made 😜)

First clause: No medic ninja shall ever stop medical treatment until the lives of their party members have come to an end

Second clause : No medic ninja shall ever stand on the front lines.
Third clause : No medic ninja shall ever die until they are the last of their platoon.
Fourth clause: Only those medic ninja who have mastered the Strength of a Hundred Technique of the ninja art Creation Rebirth are permitted to discard the above-mentioned laws.



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Just as Tsunade's rule-breaking healing touch can mend the most grievous wounds, my website copy will heal your audience's doubts and nurture their trust. They will have an immediate therapeutic experience looking at your home page. By tapping into deep empathy and connection, I craft web content that not only informs but also nurtures, empowers, and delights your visitors.🌈✨



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Home Page - Your digital front door, where first impressions become lasting connections 🏠🔑 -$1000


The home page is your digital front door, where first impressions are made and lasting connections begin. Like Tsunade breaking the rules to save lives on the frontlines, I’lll break conventional copywriting norms to create a homepage that makes your audience feel truly at home. They'll feel safe, delighted, curious, understood, and empowered from the moment they land on your site.


Homepage rewrite -  It's chakra boost time! ⚡️ - $500


Breathe new life into your existing page, infusing it with fresh energy and renewed purpose.

New Web Page - World domination, anyone? 🌍 - $250


Expand your digital territory with new pages that seamlessly integrate into your site's ecosystem, each one a unique healing touch for your audience.


Web Page rewrite - Out with the old, in with the "wow"! 😮 - $150


Rejuvenate existing pages, enhancing their power to connect and convert.


Short Online Video Script - Lights, camera, conversion! 🎥💰 - $250


Craft a 2-5 minute script for "explainer", demo, how-to, case study, landing page or promotional videos that captivate and educate your audience.



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Copy Cloudburst - Sales funnel



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Xuan's Divine Manifestation: 
Ying Yang State☯️

Xuan, the former Fire Envoy from Fog Hill is on a quest to return the Qilin's son in exchange for his mother Lin and Shentu Yuanshu's sister. His journey is one of redemption, growth, and the pursuit of balance.

In this Yin-Yang State, Xuan undergoes a striking transformation. His skin darkens to black with intricate yellow energy patterns, while his hair and shoulder flames blaze in gold and purple. Most remarkably, his eyes manifest violet-and-orange yin-yang symbols, reflecting his newfound balance of power.

This state grants Xuan unprecedented control over fire, allowing him to produce flames hot enough to melt mountains. His very presence warps reality, turning the world around him into stark black and white. With techniques like the devastating Flame Beheader, Xuan's strength, speed, and elemental mastery reach awe-inspiring heights, making him a formidable force in battle.


Xuan's journey from talented but reckless youth to a master of balance embodies the essence of yin and yang - the eternal dance of opposing forces finding harmony. As he continues to explore the depths of this new power, who knows what limits he may break or what cosmic truths he may uncover?



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Drawing inspiration from Xuan, I approach sales funnels with a blend of power and precision. My goal is to create a copy that feels like a divine hailstorm of intelligence, raining down on your audience to transform their experience and compel action. ⚡️🔥 
 
What sets my approach apart is the fusion of deep audience understanding with a dynamic, engaging writing style. I dive deep into your audience's desires, needs, and pain points, then craft such a copy that not only addresses these elements but does so in a way that's enjoyable and fun to read. This "dancing writing style" keeps readers engaged while guiding them seamlessly through your sales funnel. 💃🕺✍️




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Sales Letter or Video Sales Letter (VSL)- Prepare for conversion fireworks! 🎆 - $2000

A long-form written sales page or video script that's the cornerstone of your online sales strategy. I infuse it with deep audience understanding and my signature "dancing writing style" to create an irresistible narrative that guides readers to conversion.



Long Sales Page Rewrite - It's power-up time! 💪 - $1000

Breathe new life into an existing sales page, enhancing its persuasive power while maintaining its core message.



Upsell or Short-Form Sales Page - Irresistible offers incoming! 🎁 - $1000

The "But wait, there's more!" of the digital world.  A concise yet powerful page that presents an immediate, irresistible offer to customers who've just made a purchase.



Short Sales Page Rewrite - Ninja's precise strike! 🥋 - $500

Revitalize your short-form sales page with short, sweet and engaging copy that packs a punch. Your secret weapon for lead generation. Create a compelling entry point for new visitors, designed to capture leads or drive specific actions.




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Landing Page - They land, they love, they sign up! 🚀 Long registration page - $500  
Short $250 (headline, benefits & CTA)



Sales/Promotional/Launch Email- Words so magnetic, they'll stick to your audience's minds like chakra! 🧲 -  $100/email

Craft emails that build excitement, overcome objections, and guide subscribers towards a purchase decision.



Cart Abandonment Email - The "You forgot something!" nudge that works like a charm. 🛒✨ - $75/email

Recapture potential customers with strategically timed, persuasive emails that address common hesitations.



Facebook Ads - Attention-grabbing jutsu for the scrolling masses! 📱 
short form ad or banner - $50  
long-form story-based ad or video script - $100

Create attention-grabbing ads that speak directly to your target audience and compel them to take action.



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Copy Essentials -            Sales catalysts



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Yamada Asaemon Sagiri Kenjutsu

Yamada Asaemon Sagiri, a skilled executioner from Hell's Paradise, wields her blade with precision and power. Her strength lies in balancing emotion and rationality, turning feelings into intensity without losing sight of her goal.

Check out a few of her dialogues kum quotes -

What drives me is neither rage nor calm. It’s the space between.

Is it possible that what I needed wasn't the strength not to fear,but the resolve to take on the burden of that fear.

I want to live my life on my own terms. That is all I ask. And I believe that is something all people desire no matter their gender or even their status. The desire to decide one’s way of life is a basic emotion shared by all of humanity, is it not?

Do those without doubt even exist? And if they do, does that lack translate to strength? I have come face-to-face with doubt time and time again. My own. As well as the doubt harbored within the strong. We struggle and doubt and struggle again. If abandoning such doubt is the way of the samurai then samurai I am not. For I refuse to leave such things behind. To the bitter end, I remain nebulous and ill-defined. For that is who I am.

Sagiri in Hell's Paradise



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Like Sagiri's focused sword technique, these copy essentials act as sales catalysts that can slice through audience resistance with a single, decisive stroke. Sagiri, one of the lead protagonists, inspires me to channel even a fraction of her formidable strength into these assets. 🗡️✨



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Webinar Script - 60 minutes of pure, educational magic - $1000

Your audience won't even realize they're being sold to! 🎓✨



Product Descriptions - Each word, a carefully aimed senbon! 🎯 -  $50/product

Concise yet compelling 100-150 word descriptions that highlight key benefits. Swift, precise strikes of persuasion to capture interest and drive sales.




Headline Set - Opening moves so strong, they'll knock your audience off their feet! 💥 - $21/headline variation

A collection of attention-grabbing headlines for split-testing across various assets. These are the opening moves in your marketing strategy, designed to instantly engage.




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Copy Explosives - content marketing



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Gabimaru The Hollow -  Ascetic Blaze

Gabimaru, the contemplative ninja from Hell's Paradise, channels his Ascetic Blaze technique - setting not just his enemies ablaze, but himself as well. This self-sacrificing power, fueled by his desire to complete his mission and reunite with his wife, serves as inspiration for creating content that burns away customer doubts and ignites their passion.

Check out some of his dialogues/quotes -

"Don’t think. Just kill."

"Even if I die, I'll make it back alive."

"Acting on impulse is the last thing I usually do. However, I can’t bear to make her cry again. And that’s a good enough reason."

"There are some places only idiots can reach. Where keeping a cold head and sticking to logic just won’t cut it. There are times when you just gotta rely on raw feelings."

"When you start accepting your own weakness…is that when you can start sensing weakness in others? The intersection between the heart’s rigidity and sensitivity. Embracing both. As if carried by a wave in storm. I begin to understand her strength. By moving ever forward, even while doubting herself, she is strong"

"Weak, seed of strong, Strong, fruit of weak."



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Like Gabimaru's focused determination, these copy explosives aim to create a burning desire within your audience, moving them through the AIDA (Attention, Interest, Desire, Action) framework 🌋✨



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Content Email or Newsletter - Flames of Interest 🔥📧 -  $50/email

Craft engaging, value-packed emails that keep your audience connected and eager for more. These are the sparks that keep the fire of interest burning bright.

Blog Post - Like a Wildfire in the mind’s jungle that burns all the crap!   
SHORT engagement post under 800 words -  $100  
long educational post - $200

Light that wildfire with educational, inspirational, or entertaining content that establishes your authority and builds trust.👑🔥

Case Study - Real-world success stories that fan the flames of desire! 📈🔥-$100 

Showcase real-world success stories with style and demonstrate your product or service in action.

Social Media Posts - Eternal Flame Oil Lamp 
long carousel posts- $50  regular daily content - $25

A steady stream of engaging content to keep your brand burning bright! 🌟.


Professional Bio- Craft an authority-building bio that ignites interest in your story! 📖✨- $150


Social Bio- Distill your essence into a concise, impactful bio. Like a haiku, but cooler! 😎 - $70


Press Release- Set the media world ablaze! 🌍🔥 -$175

Spark widespread interest with a compelling announcement.



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Copy Frontlines-                lead magnets



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Yuzuriha - 
Slime String


Yuzuriha, a fierce warrior from Hell's Paradise, wields her bodily fluids as deadly weapons. Her unwavering determination and bold declarations make her a formidable opponent.

Check out some of her powerful quotes -


"Better to regret what you have done than what you haven’t. That’s what life’s all about."

" I  don't plan on dying today. Not one bit. Come down, fake god! I'll kill anyone who messes with my life. I'd even kill a real god!"


"The mission? All that honor-bound duty crap? Don’t need it anymore. You can rest now. Your whole life, you’ve been lying to yourself, yeah? It’s the end of the road, so be honest now…Go ahead and think about whatever you want. Your family? A pet cat, maybe? Or a lover you left behind? Picture yourself pressed against her. And pass on within that beautiful vision."

"Top priority is our lives. Long as you’re alive, you can figure out the rest later. So first, we figure out how to survive. That’s my mantra!"


"Anyone who messes with me and my life is dead meat! God or not, I’ll tear you apart!"



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Like Yuzuriha's unbreakable spirit, I’ll craft absolutely awesome lead magnets that boldly proclaim your value.

But isn’t that something we offer for free? Does it need to be very good?

See, if business is war, lead magnets are the frontline soldiers, swiftly defeating competitors and winning over your audience.

Let me create them and I assure you that they'll be so compelling that readers will think: "If their free content is this good, how amazing must their paid offerings be?" 💪✨

 



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Offerings as irresistible as Yuzuriha's techniques

- Training Videos

- EBooks and Guides

- Mini-Courses and Free Challenges

- Templates, Frameworks, Exercises

- Workbooks, White Papers, Case Studies

- Quizzes and Profiles

- Discovery Calls, Copy Critiques, Website Audits



Pricing:

- Templates/Frameworks/Exercises - $250

- White Paper - $500

- Webinar/Guide/Ebook - $1000

- Challenges/Mini Course/Quizzes - $2000




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Copy Operating System - STRAEGY



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Saitama Zero Punch

Saitama, the unbeatable protagonist of One Punch Man, possesses strength so overwhelming that he can defeat any opponent with a single punch. Despite his incredible power, he maintains a humble and often comical demeanor.

Check out some of his dialogues/quotes -

"I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun."

"I’ll Leave Tomorrow’s Problems to Tomorrow’s Me."

"No matter how many monsters I defeat, inside, I'm bored out of my mind."

"I told you, I’m busy. So anyone who gets in my way gets punched."

"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run!"

(Saitama’s exercise regimen, which apparently helped him attain immeasurable powers within 3 years)

"OK."



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Just as Saitama, I’ll aim to channel that same straightforward power and humility into your copy strategy. Such a high level strategy will help you create devastatingly effective content that appears effortless! 💪😎



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Vision Document - Time travel, but for your business! ⏳🚀 - $2000

Meet your 3-years-into-the-future self and get insights, inspiration, tangible action steps and much more..!!


Strategy Sessions - Not charged by hour but by earth-shattering revelations! 💡💥 - $1000

Not charged by hour but by project. For example we can hold a strategy session for your online business course. (And once we are working on a project together, further strategy sessions are included as bonus)


Brand voice guide - The essence of your brand, distilled into pure awesomeness! 🎭✨ - $1000


Copy Critique - Insights sharper than Saitama's reflexes! 👊😎 - $250 per page

Insights into the current copy, plus all the tweaks and suggestions that comes top of the mind. This is kinda a mini-rewrite.




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Copy Dojo - 
course articles



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Rock Lee - The Eight Inner Gates - $100 🔓💪

(500-1500 words, Light Research, Minimum Creativity)

Complexity - Easy concepts, Instruction modules, Case studies, examples, etc

For example - Breaking down Ad copies, Steps for creating social media calendar, How to use Notion for time/task management, etc

Rock Lee, a taijutsu specialist from the ninja-based anime series

Naruto may not possess ninjutsu or genjutsu abilities, but through relentless training, he has unlocked theEight Inner Gates. This powerful technique grants him immense strength and speed, pushing his body beyond its normal limits at the cost of severe strain. Similarly, even though these articles may not require extensive creativity or research, they still demand clarity of thought and unwavering dedication - qualities I will pour into every word, ensuring that your message shines through with the brilliance of the Hidden Lotus.



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Deku - Infinite 100% - $200 💥🦸‍♂️

(1000-3000 words, Good Research, Medium Creativity)

Complexity - Everything which leans to the side of more informative content and less to the side of technical heavy content.

For example - Easiest and fastest way to set up a killer website, Color psychology, Navigating Canva/AI tools for dummies

Izuku "Deku" Midoriya, the protagonist of My Hero Academia inherits the power of One For All, a Quirk that allows him to harness immense strength. Through his journey, Deku learns to control and amplify his abilities, ultimately reaching the pinnacle of his power: Infinite 100%.

In this state, Deku's strength, speed, and agility reach superhuman levels, enabling him to perform awe-inspiring feats of heroism. Just as Deku pushes himself to the brink to master his craft, I will dive deep into the intricacies of your content, drawing upon my expertise and passion to create articles that not only inform but inspire, leaving your audience eager to embrace their own inner hero.



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   luffy - Gear 5 - $400 🏴‍☠️🌈

(2500-5000 words, Heavy Research, Maximum Creativity)

Complexity - Technical concept guides written in easy to understand, engaging and creative ways.

For example - Lead Magnet, Marketing Funnels, Copywriting frameworks, etc

Monkey D. Luffy, the rubber-bodied captain of the Straw Hat Pirates in One Piece, has always been known for his creativity and unpredictability in battle. However, with the awakening of his Devil Fruit powers, Luffy attains the mythical transformation of Sun God Nika aka Joyboy or Luffy Gear 5. In this form, Luffy's body becomes more malleable and cartoon-like, granting him the ability to manipulate his surroundings and conjure up objects from his imagination. This newfound power allows Luffy to overcome even the most formidable adversaries, bending reality itself to his will.

In the same vein, when crafting these technical articles, I will tap into my own creative wellspring, weaving together complex concepts and transforming them into engaging, easy-to-digest content. By harnessing the power of storytelling and imagination, I will ensure that even the most intricate topics become as accessible and enthralling as a tale from the Grand Line.



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The Copy Ninja's Promise

Whether it's a Rock Lee, a Deku, or a Luffy, each article will be crafted with the care, precision, and passion of a true ninja master. Similarly everything else. 


But I will need context and true understanding of your product/service & your brand, something you must help me with. Together, let's create content that not only informs but inspires, leaving your audience ready to embark on their own heroic journey! 🚀🌟


If you like what you see and if my prices fits your budget, please email me asap at harsh.bagdia001@gmail.com - 


1. Writing assets you desire  
2. A window of your preferred time for a quick discovery call
3. Any questions/concerns/doubts you have

I can't wait to hear more about your project/goals/vision :)
Excited about this collaboration!

Best, 
Harsh